The Dog Goes Or I Go – Humor Follows

Here is a very funny story that I just have to share. 

It is a story I found about the true meaning of ‘Man’s Best Friend’.  In this story, a man’s girlfriend gave him an ultimatum.  She told him that he had to choose between his dog and her.  He couldn’t understand why she didn’t like his dog so much.  See, they had been dating for four years.  Four years is a long time for most people. And for a dog, in dog years, that is like 28 years that the dog had been in the relationship too.  So, when the man and his girlfriend were finally ready to move in together he was taken back by her demand.  The man had to make a decision quickly, so he did what any man would have to do.  Later that day, he took out a Craigslist advertisement and here is what it said………….

 

 

“MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”

Needless to say, there were no takers and that was the end of the four-year relationship.  Fortunately, there were many responses to meet the man with the cute dog named, Molly.



Author: Bo Connlley

I've been very fortunate to have been raised with dogs and love and care for dogs, even to this day. That's why I love to share funny and inspirational stories about 'Man's Best Friend'.

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